10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "No river, no fish."
• Those eggs smell delicious!