10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-