10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)