10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for loners.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.