10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for loners.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus