10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."