10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi