10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'