10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'