10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.