10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson