10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.