10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow