10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is for fat, American losers.
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
It's Free To Fold...
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus