10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• im going to 2 out you to death