10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05