10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.