10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.