10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim