10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.