10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Why not, when some because there are three.