10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!