10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.