10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'