10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is for fat, American losers.