10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.