10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event