10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez