10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.