10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.