10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."