10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.