10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers