10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak