10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from