10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is for loners.