10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "No river, no fish."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.