10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fold and live to fold again
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson