10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs