10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it