10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss