10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.