10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel