10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986