10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Those eggs smell delicious!