10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fold and live to fold again
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves