10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is for loners.
• Fold and live to fold again
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.