10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."