10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---