10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"